Month: January 2018

How to sound like Father John Misty on guitar (on a budget)

Tone of Indie Legends

Father John Misty is a bearded rocker who took the world by storm with his good and interesting music. He used to play music in the Fleet Fox band but they fired him for not being good enough. After this happened he learned how to be very good at his instrument which led him to the rock success he has today. But how can you achieve his signature guitar tone on a budget? Read on to find out!

Guitar

First step to sounding like JOhn Misty is to get a good guitar for the job. Most guitars sound the same but there are two main kind which he uses; acoustic and electric. Both are good types of guitars but Electric guitar is more of a rock instrument so it’s better to get one of those.

You don’t need to go for anything expensive. They all sound pretty much the same. Why not go for the Blue Davison Guitar? It has a very good rock tone and is good for making that type of music. It also comes with a little amp and a bag to carry the guitar in, so it wont break when you drop it. With the little amp, you won’t need to waste your money on buying a big expensive one. At such a cheap affordable rate, how could you resist?

 

Pedals

John Misty use many pedals in his rig. While he has some very cool boutique items on his board, there’s no point in wasting your money on these products. They will be expensive and cumbersome to carry around because they are very heavy.

We reccomend the Epitome from Electro-Harmonix. It is a multi-effect meaning it has several sounds in the box. This one has reverb, flanger and octaves. these three effects will be the perfect starting point for the JOhn Misty sound. And at under $400, that’s a great value. Many effects can cost $200 and up on today’s market. So why not go easy on the wallet and use the Epitome from EHX to achieve those John Misty tone?

 

Conclusion

It’s not easy to sound like Father JOhn Misty. He’s a grammy awards winning artist, so you know it’s tough to get his sound. But using this guide and the gear in here it will be a lot easier now.

 

Sleep Apnea Erotic Fiction Story


Jason Edwards had recently been diagnosed with OSA, Obstructive Sleep Apnea. At 25 years old, he was glad that he had caught on relatively early. Many had complained about his snoring, so it was a relief to know that he could tackle the problem head on now. He was a very fit and muscular fellow with a lean build, 6’5 tall with an angular face and long blonde hair. Women turned to look at him everyday as he would walk down the street without his shirt on, wearing only a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and a pair of Levi’s 501 Jeans. He had no dress code because he was a self-made man. An entrepreneur who had gotten rich mining Bitcoins, Jason now had his money spread in various Hedge Funds. But today he was dressed more conservatively, because he had an appointment to be fitted for his CPAP machine.


Jason stepped out of his luxury Hudson Valley cottage ranch and into his Ford Truck. He waved goodbye to his horses, who he would miss dearly. He had to drive into the Big Apple, New York, to pick up his CPAP. He went through the Lincoln Tunnel and pulled into the first parking garage he saw. Money was no object. “That’ll be $200 for the day” the Valet said. Jason passed him $400. “Keep the change,” he said.



Jason nervously strolled down Delancey St. and passed all the classic eateries, bagel shops and bars. Typically he would have delighted in a fresh New York style Bagel, or reveled in a friendly brunch and morning Bloody Mary with a date, but today was different. He was off to resolve a very serious and life-threatening health condition for once and for all.



As he entered the gray doors of the medical supply company, he caught the eye of the receptionist Daisy. She was a plain woman in her mid 30s wearing a Green sweater, black stockings and a brown skirt. Her curly blonde hair was unique and quirky, just like her. She looked up from her computer to see Jason. She was taken aback by his bold and handsome appearance. He couldn’t help notice the way she looked at him. “I’m here to pick up my CPAP machine and get a fitting for a mask” Jason said. Daisy stammered. “Do…You….have an appappointment?” She was overwhelmed by the sexual energy he emanated. “God, I sounded so foolish just there” she thought to herself. “Yes, I have an appointment for 11am” Jason responded.
Daisy nervously remembered that the doctor was out for the day. She would have to perform the fitting for Jason. While this was extremely exciting (she’d get to touch him!!), she was also intensely nervous. “A small town girl like me could never get with Jason Edwards! He’s one of those big time Bitcoin players!” she thought to herself.





“Yes right this way Mr Edwards!” she stumbled and showed him into a room that had an array of CPAP machines, nasal cannulas, nasal pillows, tubing and all other variety of CPAP paraphernalia.
“What is your preferred mask type?” Daisy asked. “I have no idea” Jason said bluntly. He realized his terse and cold response might frighten Daisy. He decided to warm her up with his charm. “Look m’am, I’m new to this whole Sleep Apnea thing, so if you could give me some advice on where to start I’d appreciate it.”
“Sure!” Daisy said. “Oh God! I sounded too forward and excited” she thought to herself.
She grabbed a Nasal Prong CPAP mask. “Alot of people like this one!” she said.
“Well let’s try it on then!” Jason said excitedly.
She gently placed the straps around his head and caressed the prongs into place beneath his nostrils. His coarse skin turned her on immensely. She wished he would just confess his love to her right then and there. “Snap it out of your head! Jason Edwards is a bigshot! He has no interest in you!” the voice in her head told her.



“How does that feel, Mr. Edwards?”
“Not bad at all Daisy, not bad at all.”
“You look cute with the mask on” Daisy blurted out.
“You’re at work! You can’t talk like that to a CLIENT!” the voice inside her head stated.
“Haha, many thanks…you’re not so bad yourself” Jason said.
He got up and touched her hand. She withdrew it instinctively.
“I’m sorry.” said Jason
She flung herself at him. She stroked his face and ran her fingers over the tubing coming from the Nasal Prong mask.
“Should I take this off?” Jason said as they fell to the floor together.
“No, it makes you even sexier” she exclaimed as she felt his rock-solid chest.
They made passionate love for the better part of an hour. Daisy had never felt anything like it before.



Jason put his clothes back on and packed up his new Nasal Prong mask and CPAP machine, the Dream Station from Philips Respironics.
“Well, it’s been lovely” Jason said.
“Will I see you again?” said Daisy
“I have a feeling I’ll need to be fitted with a new mask real soon” said Jason.
He winked at her and walked into the bustling traffic of the New York streets.